The P.S. 38 cafetorium is P.S. 38's lunchroom and auditorium. As Nate Wright described how bad the food is, he eventually began to bring his own lunch, which may have tasted worse.


The following have been sold in the cafeteria.

  • Casserole
  • Lemon yogurt
  • Milk
  • Stewed prunes
  • BBQ Chips
  • Meat loaf
  • American chop suey
  • Fruit cup
  • Tater tots
  • Whale blubber (Eskimo day)
  • Juice box
  • Chipped beef
  • Egg salad

Behind the Scenes

  • No color has ever been shown of the cafetorium.