Ode to a Cheez Doodle is a poem written by Nate Wright. It shows his love for Cheez Doodles, his favorite snack. He wrote it in English Class. Which was printed twice.
Lyrics
I search the grocery store in haste, (This was in Big Nate: In A Class By Himself)
To find that sweet lip-smacking taste.
And there it is, in aisle nine.
It's just a dollar thirty-nine.
A bag of doodles most delicious,
Check the label: They're nutritious!
And do you know how satisfied
I feel while munching doodles fried?
I savor each bright orange curl,
Until it seems I just might hurl.
Their praises I will always sing.
Cheez Doodles are my everything.
The following is another version, the lesser-known version, from a 1991 comic.
I search the grocery store in haste.
My goal: a cheesy, crunchy taste.
I find it, deep in aisle nine,
For just a dollar thirty-nine.
A bag of doodles made of cheese,
My appetite, a sweet disease.
My friends and teachers tell me that (This was from a comic arc in 1998)
I'm eating saturated fat.
But they know not how satisfied
I feel while munching doodles fried.
I savor each bright orange curl,
Until it seems I just might hurl,
Their praises I will always sing.
Cheez Doodles, they're my everything.