Ode to a Cheez Doodle

Ode to a Cheez Doodle is a poem written by Nate Wright. It shows his love for Cheez Doodles. Lyrics I search the grocery store in haste, (This was in Big Nate: In A Class By Himself) To find that sweet lip-smacking taste. And there it is, in aisle nine. It's just a dollar thirty-nine! A bag of doodles most delicious, Check the label: They're nutritious! And do you know how satisfied I feel while munching doodles fried? I savor each bright orange curl, Until it seems I just might hurl. Their praises I will always sing. Cheez Doodles are my everything. I search the grocery store in haste. My goal: a cheesy, crunchy taste. I find it, deep in aisle nine, For just a dollar thirty-nine. A bag of doodles made of cheese, My appetite, a sweet disease. My friends and teachers tell me that (This was from a comic arc in 1998) I'm eating saturated fat. But they know not how satisfied I feel while munching doodles fried. I savor each bright orange curl, Until it seems I just might hurl, Their praises I will always sing. Cheez Doodles, they're my everything.