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Nate's Locker is the second floor locker owned by Nate Wright. Nate mentioned that it was number 217 in a comic, and 666 in another. Nate's dad claims that Nate cannot remember the combo of the locker, which is probably untrue since he includes them in his comics as he has every means of access to it.

The locker is known to be very messy, although Nate claims that he has a filing system.

Lots of random items are inside the locker, including

  • Lots of food (donuts, cotton candy, etc)
  • Lots of reports
  • A spitball collection
  • 49 jelly beans
  • 27 pencils
  • 16 empty Cheez Doodle bags
  • 13 pairs of unwashed socks
  • 12.3 pounds of math homework
  • 12 packaged jelly-filled donuts
  • 6.333 cups of dirt
  • 3 molded (and moldy) plastic mouth guards
  • 2 unfinished Dr. Cesspool comics
  • 2 wooden drumsticks
  • 2 chicken drumsticks
  • 2 hamsters
  • 1 Edmontosaurus tooth
  • 1 Mackerel
  • 1 deflated volleyball
  • 1 pair of Mr. Galvin's dentures
  • 1 sombrero
  • 1 lawn gnome head
  • 1 drawing signed by Picasso
  • 1 shower
  • 1 hamster cage
  • 1 autographed photo of Abraham Lincoln
  • 1 Faberge Egg
  • 1 autographed Mickey Mantel card
  • 1 guard dog
  • 1 swimsuit photo of Greta Van Susteren
  • 1 dead mackerel
  • 1 Picasso painting
  • 1 signed copy of the Declaration of Independence
  • 1 empty plastic soda bottle
  • 1 potato
  • 1 seventy-eight record of "Who shot Willie?"
  • 1 forty-five record of "Who shot Willie?"
  • Half a roll of toilet paper
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