Nate's Locker is a locker owned by Nate Wright on the second floor. Nate mentioned that it was number 217 in a comic, and 666 in another. Nate's dad claims that Nate cannot remember the combo of the locker, which is probably untrue since he includes them in his comics as he has every means of access to it.

The locker is known to be very messy, although Nate claims that he has a filing system and has it organized, such as having areas for certain classes such as English and science. When it is open, the contents of the locker spill out. According to Gina, people could get knocked over. The first strip had the sound "SSHWSSH!", which evolved. The sound evolved into "SHOOSH!", "SSSHK!", "KSSSSH!", "KSSSCH!", and finally "FOOOOM!!"

Known Items

A bunch of random items is inside the locker, including:

  • Lots of food (donuts, cotton candy, etc)
  • 1 Fabergé egg
  • Lots of reports
  • A spitball collection
  • 49 jelly beans
  • 27 pencils
  • 16 empty Cheez Doodle bags
  • 13 pairs of unwashed socks
  • 12.3 pounds of math homework
  • 6.333 cups of dirt
  • 3 molded (and moldy) plastic mouth guards
  • 2 unfinished Dr. Cesspool comics
  • 2 wooden drumsticks
  • 2 chicken drumsticks
  • 2 hamsters
  • 1 Edmontosaurus tooth
  • 1 Mackerel
  • 1 deflated volleyball
  • 1 pair of Mr. Galvin's dentures
  • 1 sombrero
  • 1 lawn gnome head
  • 1 drawing signed by Pablo Picasso
  • 1 shower
  • 1 hamster cage (with hamsters that helped give Nate his science textbook)
  • 1 autographed photo of Abraham Lincoln
  • 1 Faberge Egg
  • 1 autographed Mickey Mantel rookie card
  • 1 guard dog (might not be his)
  • 1 swimsuit photo of Greta Van Susteren
  • 1 dead mackerel
  • 1 Picasso painting
  • 1 signed copy of the Declaration of Independence
  • 1 empty plastic soda bottle
  • 1 potato
  • 1 seventy-eight record of "Who shot Willie?"
  • 1 forty-five record of "Who shot Willie?"
  • Half a roll of toilet paper
  • 1 Jay Leno autograph
  • A recipe for roast duck
  • A copy of the Gettysburg Address
  • 1 cockatoo
  • Chad Applewhite's Peruvian Snake Venom Extruder
  • An anvil
  • A book called Li'l Comics
  • A signed picture of Pablo Picasso
  • A dozen jelly donuts
  • A Sombrero
  • A Dinosaur Squishy
  • An autographed picture of Jon Stewarthe
  • An autographed picture of Jay Leno

Almost anything can be found in Nate's locker.


Nate's locker also has a lot of abilities.

Ability Description First seen The ability in action
Antitheft system Nate installed an antitheft system to handcuff anyone except for Nate who tries to search the locker. Comic Strip: October 03, 2004
Cleaning system There appears to be a machine that cleans Nate in his locker. Comic Strip: October 10, 2004


Airbag Nate declared his locker as "the only locker in his school equipped with an airbag". Comic Strip: October 10, 1994


Vacuum Nate installed a vacuum inside his locker to clean up the mess after opening it. It can be activated by pressing a button beside it. However, this vacuum is too powerful and it can trap his friends inside. Comic Strip: May 22, 2005


Soundproof The contents of Nate's locker is soundproof. Comic Strip: June 10, 2016

It's soundproof.

Delay Nate's locker can be put on a 30-second delay. Comic Strip: February 24, 2019
Escape Tunnel Nate's locker has an escape tunnel that leads to the supply closet. Comic Strip: December 15, 2019
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