Do not be drunk when posting. Chances are, you probably won't be able to post anything that would make sense to me.
Do not text and drive at the same time when being on this wiki. A man once got sent to court for just holding his phone while driving, and he lost the case. My opinion on the verdict is very very arbitrary, but it does incentivize people to be much more cautious, especially on roads of the 21st century. (Hint hint.)
Do not spam on my wall. There isn't a person on earth who would want to see gibberish everywhere, especially one who is prone to headaches (me).
Do not cyberbully here. I have the right to block anyone who is bullying. This is the worst on social media where people say random dumb stuff just to get the thumbs-up from other users, and it's not like any giant social media app is as manageable as a wiki, either.
You may ask for a profile color or a custom font style for your profile, but please please PLEEEEZ do not demand anything that I say I won't do for you. No one likes an entitled user.
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