Greta Conway Van Susteren (born June 11, 1954) is an American commentator and former television news anchor for CNN, Fox News, and NBC News.


  • Mr. Galvin, the sixth grade science teacher at P.S. 38, has a crush on her, which makes him easily distracted when she is mentioned.
  • Nate Wright once gave him a swimsuit photo of her to bribe Mr. Galvin to not give him a detention. Nate thought this was very clever.

Behind the scenes

Susteren is an unseen character.

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