Changes: Coach John (Comics)

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Template:Tab Coach John is a retired P.S. 38 gym teacher. Nonetheless, the school keeps on bringing him back as a substitute teacher for Coach Calhoun, to the dismay of many students.

Personality

Nate describes him as a drill sergeant without the uniform. He is rather mean to the students and makes them do wind sprints until they vomit even during summer at the beach or not at school. He is very old school when it comes to physical exercise.

Biography

Early Life

John was born and raised in the small village of Botkins, Ohio. He had an imaginary friend, a koala bear named Ricky. John was an all-star goalie for his high school soccer team. He had 8 shut outs in his junior year and managed to get into the semi-finals before severely injuring his knee. He once mentioned that his coach in gym made him run until he passed out, thus making him call running until you vomit a "cakewalk." Suzy McCallister, who was his current girlfriend at the time, dumped him shortly after.Why is unknown. He once married a woman, but she left him for a tennis coach.

P.S. 38 career

Coach John was Coach Calhoun's substitute when Calhoun had to go to a meeting about middle school PE. John said he did not like the things they were going to talk about, so he made the 6th graders do what he thought they should do: wind sprints. When the kids complained too much as they wanted to play a ball sport, he gave them a medicine ball.

Once, when Nate arrived late for gym, Coach John rushes Nate to change. When Nate comes back out of the locker room, he is seen wearing Coach John's clothes, looking like a mini Coach John. Coach punishes Nate by running wind sprints (while having a stomach full of green beans) and giving him a detention slip. On the slip, he called him "kid with weird hair" rather than his original name whilst hypocritically marking him for disrespect.

Sometimes, he would end up on duty at the playground or at the crossroad. He was doing the latter job while Nate attempted to convince Artur Pashkov to like Gina.

He also supervised the doodlers until Ken Rosa arrived. A few days later, he served as a chaperone at the Beach Party Dance,as he was one of the chaperones eating the bean dip.Coach John walked by while Randy is playing with the camera case. Randy calls his posse and orders them to form a wall to block him from Coach John's view. In Nate's "The Pathetic Misadventures of Randy Buttancourt" comic strip, Randy sees Coach John and tries to get rid of the evidence by flinging the camera up into the air.

Outside of P.S 38

Coach John is also one of the assistant coaches in Coach Calhoun's Little League team, the Cream Puffs. He also coached lifeguard training, during which Nate accidentally pulled his toupee off. He is also the YMCA goalkeeper coach, and helped Nate fix his relationship with Kelly, when he first started to appear in the comics. He did not know he was coaching little league.

Description

Physical Appearance

John is known for his smelly armpits. His hair is revealed to be a toupee, and he is naturally bald. He is very obese, yet he finds pleasure in making students run.

"Line up for wind sprints!"

―Coach John

Personality and traits

He enjoys showing everyone the scars from all his knee surgeries. He is also not good with names (he calls Nate porcupine head, speedy and sonny among other things). Coach John is old fashioned, and he has several sports tricks and rules that are a contrast to current rules, including the following:

Not wearing goalie gloves and baseball helmets
Rubbing dirt on wounds
Following old rules
Lack of hygiene (for example, he does not wash his armpits.)
Calling students names like "worms", "ladies", "nancies" and "maggots"

Trivia

Despite the fact he pushes his students way too hard, in 2001, he helped Nate get back together with Kelly.
There were many reasons why he should be fired. Ironically, he is not. However, Principal Nichols has once been surprised when he made the sixth graders play the eighth graders.
He is rated as 'furious daily' in Nate's 'P.S. 38 ANGERGRAPH!', the second-highest ranking, behind Clara Godfrey.
He dated Suzy McAllister until he tor he his knee and stopped his soccer career.
He married but his wife ran away with John's tennis coach.
He has a tattoo of Little Lulu on his butt cheek.

Behind the scenes

Appearances

Comic Strip: July 5, 2001

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+|Row 5 info = [[Coach Calhoun]] (Somewhat)
 |Row 6 title = Enemies
 |Row 6 info = [[Nate Wright]], [[Francis Pope]], [[Teddy √ Ortiz]]
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+'''Coach John''' is a retired [[P.S. 38]] gym teacher. Nonetheless, the school keeps on bringing him back as a substitute teacher for [[Coach Calhoun]], to the dismay of many students.
-__NOTOC__
-'''Coach John''' was the [[P.S. 38]] gym teacher back in the day. He retired, but the school kept bringing him back as a substitute teacher for Calhoun. He enjoys showing everyone the scars from all his knee surgeries. He is also not good with names (he calls Nate porcupine head, speedy and sonny among other things). He first appeared on July 5, 2001. He is 60 years old.
 ==Personality==
 [[Nate Wright|Nate]] describes him as a drill sergeant without the uniform. He is rather mean to the students and makes them do wind sprints until they vomit even during summer at the beach or not at school. He is very old school when it comes to physical exercise.
 ==Biography==
-=== Early Life ===
+===Early Life===
-John was born and raised in the small town of Botkins, Ohio. He had an imaginary friend, a koala bear named [[Ricky]]. John was an all-star goalie for his high school soccer team. He had 8 shut outs in his junior year and managed to get into the semi-finals before severely injuring his knee. He once mentioned that his coach in gym made him run until he passed out, thus making him call running until you vomit a "cakewalk." Suzy McCallister, who was his current girlfriend at the time, dumped him shortly after. He once married a woman, but she left him for a tennis coach.
+John was born and raised in the small village of Botkins, Ohio. He had an imaginary friend, a koala bear named [[Ricky]]. John was an all-star goalie for his high school soccer team. He had 8 shut outs in his junior year and managed to get into the semi-finals before severely injuring his knee. He once mentioned that his coach in gym made him run until he passed out, thus making him call running until you vomit a "cakewalk." Suzy McCallister, who was his current girlfriend at the time, dumped him shortly after.Why is unknown. He once married a woman, but she left him for a tennis coach.
 === P.S. 38 career ===
 Coach John was Coach Calhoun's substitute when Calhoun had to go to a meeting about middle school PE. John said he did not like the things they were going to talk about, so he made the 6th graders do what he thought they should do: wind sprints. When the kids complained too much as they wanted to play a ball sport, he gave them a medicine ball.
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 [[File:Coach John.jpg|right|101x101px]]
-=== Outside of P.S 38 ===
+===Outside of [[P.S 38]]===
-Coach John is also one of the assistant coaches in Coach Calhoun's Little League team, the [[Cream Puffs]]. He also coached lifeguard training, during which Nate accidentally pulled his toupee off. He is also the YMCA goalkeeper coach, and helped Nate fix his relationship with Kelly, when he first started to appear in the comics.
+Coach John is also one of the assistant coaches in Coach Calhoun's Little League team, the [[Cream Puffs]]. He also coached lifeguard training, during which Nate accidentally pulled his toupee off. He is also the YMCA goalkeeper coach, and helped Nate fix his relationship with Kelly, when he first started to appear in the comics. He did not know he was coaching little league.
+==Description==
-==Physical Appearance==
+===Physical Appearance===
-John is known for his smelly armpits. His hair is revealed to be a toupee, and he is naturally bald. He is also obese, despite being a PE teacher. His red nose implies that he is a heavy drinker. He is fat, yet he finds pleasure in making other people run.
+John is known for his smelly armpits. His hair is revealed to be a toupee, and he is naturally bald. He is very obese, yet he finds pleasure in making students run.
-{{Quote
-|Line up for wind sprints!|Coach John}}
+{{Quote|Line up for wind sprints!|Coach John}}
+==Personality and traits==
+He enjoys showing everyone the scars from all his knee surgeries. He is also not good with names (he calls Nate porcupine head, speedy and sonny among other things). Coach John is old fashioned, and he has several sports tricks and rules that are a contrast to current rules, including the following:
+*Not wearing goalie gloves and baseball helmets
+*Rubbing dirt on wounds
+*Following old rules
+*Lack of hygiene (for example, he does not wash his armpits.)
+*Calling students names like "worms", "ladies", "nancies" and "maggots"
 ==Trivia==
-* Despite the fact he pushes his students way too hard, in 2001, he helped Nate get back together with Kelly.
+*Despite the fact he pushes his students way too hard, in 2001, he helped Nate get back together with Kelly.
-* There were many reasons why he should be fired. Ironically, he is not. However, Principal Nichols has once been surprised when he made the sixth graders play the eighth graders.
+*There were many reasons why he should be fired. Ironically, he is not. However, Principal Nichols has once been surprised when he made the sixth graders play the eighth graders.
-* He is rated as 'furious daily' in Nate's 'P.S. 38 ANGERGRAPH!', the second-highest ranking, behind [[Clara Godfrey]].
+*He is rated as 'furious daily' in Nate's 'P.S. 38 ANGERGRAPH!', the second-highest ranking, behind [[Clara Godfrey]].
-* He dated Suzy McAllister until he tor he his knee and stopped his soccer career.
+*He dated Suzy McAllister until he tor he his knee and stopped his soccer career.
+*He married but his wife ran away with John's tennis coach.
-== Old fashioned techniques ==
+*He has a tattoo of Little Lulu on his butt cheek.
-Coach John is old fashioned, and he has several sports tricks and rules that are contrast to current rules, including
-* Not wearing goalie gloves and baseball helmets
+==Behind the scenes==
-* Rubbing dirt on wounds
+===Appearances===
-* Following old rules
+*[[Comic Strip: July 5, 2001]]
-* Lack of hygiene
-* Calling students names like "worms", "ladies", "nancies" and "maggots"
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