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Coach John is a retired P.S. 38 gym teacher. Nonetheless, the school keeps on bringing him back as a substitute teacher for Coach Calhoun, to the dismay of many students attending P.S. 38.

Personality[]

Nate describes him as a drill sergeant without the uniform. He is rather mean to the students and makes them do wind sprints until they vomit even during summer at the beach or not at school. He is very old-school when it comes to physical exercise.

Biography[]

Early life[]

John was born and raised in the small village of Botkins, Ohio. He had an imaginary friend, a koala bear named Ricky. His date for the Junior Prom was Lorraine Barboza, who years later said that it was the worst day of her life, and that she only went with him because Anthony Delpino never asked her out. John was an all-star goalie for his high school soccer team. He had 8 shutouts in his junior year and managed to get into the semi-finals before severely injuring his knee. He once mentioned that his coach (Wally Deadwood) made him run until he passed out, thus making him call running until you vomit a "cakewalk." Suzy McCallister who was his current girlfriend at the time, dumped him shortly after. Why is unknown. He once married someone, but she ran off with the tennis coach.

P.S. 38 career[]

Coach John was Coach Calhoun's substitute when Calhoun had to go to a meeting about middle school PE. John said he did not like the things they were going to talk about, so he made the 6th graders do what he thought they should do: wind sprints. When the kids complained too much as they wanted to play a ball sport, he gave them a medicine ball. Once, when Nate arrived late for gym, Coach John rushes Nate to change. When Nate comes back out of the locker room, he is seen wearing Coach John's clothes, looking like a mini Coach John. Coach punishes Nate by running wind sprints (while having a stomach full of green beans) and giving him a detention slip. On the slip, he called him "kid with weird hair" rather than his original name whilst hypocritically marking him for disrespect.

Sometimes, he would end up on duty at the playground or at the crossroad. He was doing the latter job while Nate attempted to convince Artur Pashkov to like Gina.

A few days later, he served as a chaperone at the Beach Party Dance, as he was one of the chaperones eating the bean dip. Coach John walked by while Randy is playing with the camera case. Randy calls his posse and orders them to form a wall to block him from Coach John's view. In Nate's "The Pathetic Misadventures of Randy Buttancourt" comic strip, Randy sees Coach John and tries to get rid of the evidence by flinging the camera up into the air.

Coach John

Outside of P.S. 38[]

Coach John is also one of the assistant coaches in Coach Calhoun's Little League team, the Cream Puffs. He also coached lifeguard training, during which Nate accidentally pulled his toupee off. He is also the YMCA goalkeeper coach, and helped Nate fix his relationship with Kelly, when he first started to appear in the comics. He did not know he was coaching little league.

Description[]

Physical Appearance[]

John is known for his smelly armpits. His hair is revealed to be a toupee, and he is naturally bald. He is very obese, yet he finds pleasure in making students run. He also has kidney stones, which he likes to talk a lot about. and according to Francis coach John can't see his own feet.

"Line up for wind sprints!"
―Coach John

Personality and traits[]

He enjoys showing everyone the scars from all his knee surgeries. He is also not good with names (he calls Nate porcupine head, speedy and sonny among other things). Coach John is old fashioned, and he has several sports tricks and rules that are a contrast to current rules, including the following:

  • Not wearing goalie gloves and baseball helmets
  • Rubbing dirt on wounds
  • Following old rules
  • Lack of hygiene (for example, he does not wash his armpits.)
  • Calling students names like "worms", "ladies", "nannies" and "maggots" implying that they are weak people.

Trivia[]

  • Despite the fact he pushes his students way too hard, in 2001, he helped Nate get back together with Kelly.
  • There were many reasons why he should be fired. Ironically, he is not. However, Principal Nichols has once been surprised when he made the sixth graders play the eighth graders.
  • He is rated as 'furious daily' in Nate's 'P.S. 38 ANGERGRAPH!', the second-highest ranking, behind Clara Godfrey.
  • He dated Suzy McAllister until he tor he his knee and stopped his soccer career.
  • He married but his wife ran away with John's tennis coach.
  • He has a tattoo of Little Lulu on his left butt cheek.
  • He has a tattoo of Sly Stallone on his right butt cheek.
  • He calls the student maggots.
  • He once was, for prank day, put on the TV! Here is your life Coach John.
  • He also once drank coffee with a ball in it and he loved it.
  • He doesn’t believe in the moon landing.
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    Coach John after his ball coffee

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